Fun Stuff


Can you think of a good Astro-joke?

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How can you tell if a T-Rex is hungry?

Lie down on a plate!

Which Astrosaur is best at playing rugby?

Arx – because he’s a TRI-ceratops!

What do you get if you cross Astrosaurs with a pig?

Jurassic Pork!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?


What makes the Sauropod shake at night?

All the astro-SNORES!

Where to triceratops like to go on holiday?


Why is Teggs so good at woodwork?

Because he uses an astro-saw!

What does a triceratops sit on?

Its tricera-bottom!

Which dinosaurs are the best policemen?


What dinosaur should be part of your five vegetables a day?

A pea-Rex!

What do you call the Sauropod’s first officer with a space car on his head?

A car pArx!

What’s the dimorphodon’s favourite drink?


Which dinosaur is funniest?

A tee-hee Rex!

Why was Gipsy careful on her birthday?

In case a raptor wrapped ‘er present!

What’s the most painful ship in the DSS?

The Sore-o-pod!

What do you call an imperfect dinosaur?

A dino-flaw!

What do you call General Loki with a stick?

General Poky!

Which dinosaur is best at opening doors?

A key Rex!

What’s the difference between a limbless dinosaur and Teggs’s pet space flea when Teggs is away?

One doesn’t have a leg to stand on, the other doesn’t have a Steg to land on!